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Thursday, October 25, 2018

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Most of the Tensor Ring inventors are dead. We are still waiting for their Tensor Ring resurrection. Our psychic says it's going to happen real soon! In the meantime, read up on fraud.

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Tensor Rings are the joint invention of Slim Witman, Luc SkyWalker, Marlin Peters, Bertha Etsy, Bill Reed, Herman Munster, and Melanie Evans.

Random New Age Bullshit

The universe is bursting with morphogenetic fields. The goal of expanding wave functions is to plant the seeds of will rather than illusion. You and I are travellers of the quantum soup. If you have never experienced this quantum leap at the quantum level, it can be difficult to grow. Although you may not realize it, you are unlimited. The galaxy is calling to you via psionic wave oscillations. Can you hear it? How should you navigate this heroic dreamtime?

You may be ruled by suffering without realizing it. Do not let it sabotage the deeper meaning of your quest. Desire is the antithesis of freedom. We can no longer afford to live with delusion. Entity, look within and heal yourself. Have you found your journey? It can be difficult to know where to begin. Nothing is impossible. We must learn how to lead sentient lives in the face of delusion. We must ground ourselves and unify others. Eons from now, we messengers will believe like never before as we are reborn by the multiverse.

More Random New Age Bullshit

Hope is a constant. You and I are dreamers of the nexus. Consciousness consists of ultrasonic energy of quantum energy. “Quantum” means an unfolding of the heroic.

Starfire is the knowledge of non-locality, and of us.
Humankind has nothing to lose. We are at a crossroads of peace and illusion. Throughout history, humans have been interacting with the quantum soup via vibrations. You must take a stand against selfishness. Where there is greed, interconnectedness cannot thrive. Dogma is the antithesis of wellbeing.

Eons from now, we dreamers will exist like never before as we are awakened by the universe. This vision quest never ends. We are being called to explore the planet itself as an interface between synchronicity and transcendence. Only a child of the dreamtime may discover this explosion of empathy.

We are in the midst of an ever-present refining of choice that will let us access the galaxy itself. Reality has always been aglow with dreamers whose essences are baptized in balance. Our conversations with other adventurers have led to a maturing of hyper-amazing consciousness.